OFFICE ETIQUETTE
HOW TO
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WIN OVER YOUR CO-WORKERS
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3, 7 & 8 COURTESY OF DIVISION OF LABOR
1.
MAKE SURE YOUR DESK IS AS MESSY AS POSSIBLE
others will read it as a sign of productivity.
2.
ALWAYS SEND E-MAILS AT RANDOM TIMES – 10:45 PM, 7:15 AM – AND ON IMPORTANT PUBLIC HOLIDAYS.
3.
NOTHING GOOD EVER CAME FROM HITTING “REPLY ALL.”
4.
SIGHING LOUDLY AND OFTEN CAN BE USED AS A WAY TO EXPRESS JUST HOW MUCH WORK YOU HAVE.
5.
THE PRINTER WILL WORK BOTH FASTER AND BETTER IF YOU YELL AT IT.
6.
USE AS MUCH JARGON AS POSSIBLE. PHRASES LIKE “THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX” AND TEXT SPEAK CAN BE
AN
EXCEPTIONALLY EFFECTIVE WAY TO COMMUNICATE
at the end of the day it all boils down to hitting the ground running.
we’re
really going to have to push the
envelope on this one. c u l8r!
7.
IF IT’S REALLY FUNNY, IT’S PROBABLY HARASSMENT.
8.
THINK BEFORE HITTING PRINT
and sleeping with co-workers.
