Vitra Switzerland Lead time 80 days

Catalogue Vitra: Work Spirit 2012, page 17 of 178

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HOW TO






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WIN OVER YOUR CO-WORKERS




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3, 7 & 8 COURTESY OF DIVISION OF LABOR
1.
MAKE SURE YOUR DESK IS AS MESSY AS POSSIBLE

others will read it as a sign of productivity.
2.
ALWAYS SEND E-MAILS AT RANDOM TIMES – 10:45 PM, 7:15 AM – AND ON IMPORTANT PUBLIC HOLIDAYS.
3.
NOTHING GOOD EVER CAME FROM HITTING “REPLY ALL.”
4.
SIGHING LOUDLY AND OFTEN CAN BE USED AS A WAY TO EXPRESS JUST HOW MUCH WORK YOU HAVE.
5.
THE PRINTER WILL WORK BOTH FASTER AND BETTER IF YOU YELL AT IT.
6.
USE AS MUCH JARGON AS POSSIBLE. PHRASES LIKE “THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX” AND TEXT SPEAK CAN BE
AN


EXCEPTIONALLY EFFECTIVE WAY TO COMMUNICATE

at the end of the day it all boils down to hitting the ground running.
we’re


really going to have to push the

envelope on this one. c u l8r!
7.
IF IT’S REALLY FUNNY, IT’S PROBABLY HARASSMENT.
8.
THINK BEFORE HITTING PRINT

and sleeping with co-workers.