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TOWER BLOCK Hay
Eraser-Gorilla KIKKERLAND
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IN THE EVERYDAY OFFICE HALF YOUR LIFE IS ORGAN-
IZED BY POST-IT’S. BUT EVEN EXPERIENCED SCRAWL-
ERS ARE AWARE OF THE DISADVANTAGES OF THE LITTLE
CHAOS CONQUERORS. AS A RULE, CONVENTIONAL
POST-IT’S ARE NEVER AT HAND, AND OFTEN LOSE
THEIR STICK AT EXACTLY THE WRONG MOMENT, LEAV-
ING US IN A STATE OF FORGETFULNESS AND DESPAIR.
THE HORRIBLE COLOURS OF THE LITTLE PIECES OF
LAYERED ADHESIVE PAPER COME IN SHADES THAT ARE
OFF-PUTTING TO ANY CRITICAL AESTHETE. AT LAST
“TOWER BLOCK” FROM THE DANISH BRAND HAY, WITH
1200 TO 1600 SHEETS, OFFERS AN ALTERNATIVE FOR
OUR FRIDGE AND THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND IS THE
IDEAL CLIMBING WALL FOR THE GRASS-GREEN GORILLA
BY KIKKERLAND. GORILLAS MANAGE TO CONFINE ALL
THEIR ACTIVITIES TO THE HOURS BETWEEN 7 A.M.
AND 6 P.M., MAKING THIS THE PERFECT OFFICE MATE
FOR THE WORKPLACE. IN ADDITION TO VANQUISHING
EVERYDAY OFFICE MISTAKES, THIS GORILLA, MADE
FROM PVC-FREE THERMONUCLEAR PLASTIC ALSO BE-
NEFITS HIS FELLOW SPECIES: TWO PERCENT OF SALES
PROCEEDS GO TO THE CENTER FOR BIOLOGICAL DI-
VERSITY, WHICH BRINGS ATTENTION TO A VARIETY OF
HUNTED AND ENDANGERED SPECIES.
“CHOOSE A JOB YOU LOVE
AND YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORK A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.”
CONFUCIUS
